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    I lay dying in my bed. In death's agony, I suddenly smelled the aroma of my favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. I gathered my remaining strength, and lifted myself from the bed.
    Leaning against the wall, I slowly made my way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced myself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.
    With labored breath, I leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, I would have thought myself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of my favorite chocolate chip cookies.
    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from Marty, seeing to it that I left this world a happy man?
    Mustering one great final effort, I threw myself toward the table, landing on my knees in a rumpled posture. My parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in my mouth; seemingly bringing me back to life. The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by Marty.
    "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."
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    Re: Cookies!!

    Ain't it the truth!

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    Harsh. Very harsh.

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    Harsh.........harsh but true! :)
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    Oooooohhh.........I'll try to hold out for the rapture!
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    Mitchr, you may not want to give her any ideas !!!
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    Re: Cookies!!

    Quote Originally Posted by clag39 View Post
    Mitchr, you may not want to give her any ideas !!!
    It makes no difference. They all have ideas already. Way to many ideas. Sigh.

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    Are we invited?
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    Re: Cookies!!

    Quote Originally Posted by groberts View Post
    Are we invited?

    I like Chocolate Chip Cookies! Should I bring some ice cream to the memorial??

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    All are welcome. 'Course, while I can't get her to admit it, but I suspect she's planning on sellin' them, so bring money.
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    Hey, maybe I could set up a tent out by the hole and sell my coin rings. I promise to be respectful, expecially if everybody buys a ring....................hehehe..........
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    Marty told me she ain't gonna go to the expense of digging a hole. She's gonna have me powderized & put in a cardboard box on the piano.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchr View Post
    Marty told me she ain't gonna go to the expense of digging a hole. She's gonna have me powderized & put in a cardboard box on the piano.
    Better than the dog house...
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    Re: Cookies!!

    Quote Originally Posted by clag39 View Post
    Better than the dog house...
    Don't be so sure about that .... Marty wants him there as a warning to her next husband..... as in, "You better be careful buster or you'll end up on the piano too!"

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