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    Next time I send a fool to do a job, I will go myself.
    TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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      My wife has been sending me on all kinds of fools errands.
      W.W.MT.D-----WHAT WOULD MICHAEL T DO?
      NRA GOLDEN EAGLE

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        What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? OOPS!
        TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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          Originally posted by ParaCav View Post
          What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? OOPS!
          Same applies when Marty is cookin' my supper!!
          Think Green.......Recycle Congress

          Certified Armed Infidel

          Right Wing Extremist

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            What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
            A stick.
            TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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              I caught a snake in my yard today that's exactly 3.14 feet long........I think it's a πthon.
              Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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                Maybe we shouldn't mess with success, but wouldn't the Discovery Channel have a greater impact if they put it on a different channel every day?
                Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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                  I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.

                  TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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                    Just got back from helping a friend who's allergic to cotton. He has pills that he can take for it, but he can't get them out of the bottle.

                    Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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                      Last night I was in bed, gazing up at the stars and thinking
                      Where is my roof?

                      TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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                        Telling the wife to calm down, works about as well as baptizing a cat.
                        Think Green.......Recycle Congress

                        Certified Armed Infidel

                        Right Wing Extremist

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                          I was new in town and asked a man if he could call me a taxi.
                          He smiled and said "your'e a taxi"
                          TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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                            Originally posted by mitchr View Post
                            Telling the wife to calm down, works about as well as baptizing a cat.
                            I asked a pastor for his opinion on cat baptism and here was his reply:

                            "Iím only a full immersion cat pastor!"

                            Just to be clear he is NOT suggesting the full immersion technique on your wife.

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                              How do you get liberals out of a tree?
                              Wave to them.
                              TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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                                For some reason I feel I'm somehow responsible for this run of bad jokes here. Do you think maybe I should keep my real-life experiences to myself and just make stuff up?
                                Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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