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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

    My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.
    They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

    I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence
    at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

    My dilemma is, should I tell her my cousin supports Barack Obama's health care plan?


    Signed,

    Worried About My Reputation
    Don't worry about the guns, send lawyers and money.

    “The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident, which everyone has decided not to see.”
    Ayn Rand

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    Dear Worried About My Reputation

    If you want to marry that girl, don't tell her!! Hopefully, she'll never meet your cousin!
    Think Green.......Recycle Congress

    Certified Armed Infidel

    Right Wing Extremist

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