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    here's one from my sister back home in ireland
    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
    flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as
    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as

    NBA 5.0,
    NFL 3.0 and
    Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
    problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,=0
    D

    Desperate.



    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears
    6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
    1.0 to default to

    Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
    Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
    1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
    control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
    5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband
    1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend
    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!

    Tech Support
    save your brass, i'll take it!!

    brass and ammo donations accepted.
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