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    Lie Detector....

    A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: Ö

    Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

    Son: At school

    (robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)

    Okay, okay, I went to the movies!

    Dad: Which one?

    Son: Harry Potter

    (robot slaps the son again!)

    Okay Alright, I was watching porno.

    Dad: What? When I was your age I didnít even know what porno is!

    (robot slaps dad)

    Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!

    (robot gives Mom a slap)
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    Re: Lie Detector....

    I do miss the joke thread but it got out of control.
    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

    Si vis pacem, para bellum


      Re: Lie Detector....

      Originally posted by SC Dave View Post
      I do miss the joke thread but it got out of control.
      Long story short, jab is a male.
      Active member in Bersa Forums since 03-13-2005.

      Certified Armed Infidel


        Re: Lie Detector....

        Haha...that's a good one