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    Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

    Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

    When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

    The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
    Think Green.......Recycle Congress

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    Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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      mitchr. Ya say you got a lot of time on your hands, ya say you been too active on Facebook, ya say you just put a big dent in your new car, ya say you just got a big raise in your job, but they pay in Yens, is that whats bothering you bro, cheer up things could get worse and they usually do.
      TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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        Originally posted by ParaCav View Post
        mitchr. Ya say you got a lot of time on your hands, ya say you been too active on Facebook, ya say you just put a big dent in your new car, ya say you just got a big raise in your job, but they pay in Yens, is that whats bothering you bro, cheer up things could get worse and they usually do.
        No extra time on my hands.
        Don't go on facebook any more.
        My pickup came with the dents already in it.
        I been slavin' for Marty since I retired 10 years ago & she ain't give me a raise yet!

        Think Green.......Recycle Congress

        Certified Armed Infidel

        Right Wing Extremist

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