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    Feeling Old??


    "OLD" IS WHEN - Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

    "OLD" IS WHEN - You are not sure these are jokes.
    Think Green.......Recycle Congress

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    82 and don't consider myself .................damn forgot what I was going to say.

    TO BE UNARMED IS TO BE A VICTIM

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      #3
      Thrre's that C.R.S. syndrome again. Dang, wish I could remember what C.R.S. stands for
      Last edited by R.Ph. 380; 06-04-2019, 05:20 PM.
      W.W.MT.D-----WHAT WOULD MICHAEL T DO?
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        #4
        Originally posted by ParaCav View Post
        82 and don't consider myself .................damn forgot what I was going to say.
        I was told loss of memory is the first sign of senility...wish i could remember who said that.
        Genius by birth, Slacker by choice.

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          #5
          Mitch that was all great but true. A very much needed laugh.

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            #6
            When you hurt all over and all you rode was the massage chair.
            Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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