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    A Senior Couple

    Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, Yes.

    Jacob says, We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?
    The Pharmacist: Of course we do.

    Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
    Pharmacist: All kinds.

    Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism?
    Pharmacist: Definitely.

    Jacob: How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?
    Pharmacist: You bet!

    Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?
    Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works.

    Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?
    Pharmacist: Absolutely.

    Jacob: Everything for heartburn and indigestion?
    Pharmacist: We sure do.

    Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?
    Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes.

    Jacob: Adult diapers?

    Pharmacist: Sure, how can I help you?

    Jacob: We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry.

    Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

    #2
    I hope they sell lots of STD medication. The Villages has the highest rate per population in the country. They bed hop like bunny rabbits up there. The town is beautiful and more golf carts than cars.

    Their motto is, if your gun shoots use it.

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    In memory of our Founder, Michael T. June 15, 1946 - February 26, 2017

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      #3
      We won't ask you how you know that, RC.
      Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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        #4
        Originally posted by gun sane View Post
        We won't ask you how you know that, RC.
        I was thinking about retiring up there. The problem is they have dinosaurs! Like the prehistoric bird the "Archeopteryx", rumor has it they have something called "Geriatricx"
        In memory of our Founder, Michael T. June 15, 1946 - February 26, 2017

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          #5
          Hate to admit, but this discussion makes me smile more than a little and most important gives me hope!


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            #6
            Originally posted by JCLs View Post
            Hate to admit, but this discussion makes me smile more than a little and most important gives me hope!


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            Hope? That your gun will still have bullets? They reload their guns by going to that drugstore the GS referred to above and buying primers, you can identify them by their "BLUE" color. 90% of the men said after using them there was no failure to fire!
            In memory of our Founder, Michael T. June 15, 1946 - February 26, 2017

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              #7
              Based upon what RC said about the STD's, The Villages is the old folk's version of Burning Man.
              Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

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