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Things NOT To Say During Childbirth!!

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    Things NOT To Say During Childbirth!!

    -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
    -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
    -- I hope you're ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
    -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
    -- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
    -- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
    -- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
    -- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
    -- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
    -- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
    -- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
    -- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
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