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    Stephan Colbert reports that Ketsup packets are the new toilet paper due to shortages.


    Not to worry, he also noted that production is under close observation and Heinz sight.

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    ......hang on a minute....I haven't had my coffee yet
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      #3
      Any time is too early in the day.
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        #4
        For the first time on this forum, I have NO comment.
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          #5
          I think that if MT were still around that pollyb would have a little bit of in his future!

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            #6
            Ketsup could go away permanently & wouldn't hurt my feelings.
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              #7
              Ok someone clue me in. What's ketsup?

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                Don't ask me! I just copied what Pollyb said!
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                  Originally posted by PHMadness View Post
                  Ok someone clue me in. What's ketsup?
                  ?? Well, my 50 year old daughter has spelled it that way all of her life.

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                      Originally posted by PHMadness View Post
                      Ok someone clue me in. What's ketsup?

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                      That's what you get when you run out of ketchup half way through putting some on your hamburger and you have to use catsup for the rest.
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                        #12
                        It's mayonnaise on hamburgers, mustard on hot dogs and ketchup on your shirt.
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                          #13
                          Easteners, yankees & apparently Okies don't know from nuthin'! Mustard on hotdogs, both mustard & mayo on hamburgers & catsup/ketsup/ketchup only belongs on bad french fries or bad fish!
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                            Originally posted by mitchr View Post
                            Easteners, yankees & apparently Okies don't know from nuthin'! Mustard on hotdogs, both mustard & mayo on hamburgers & catsup/ketsup/ketchup only belongs on bad french fries or bad fish!
                            Agreed. But the only acceptable spelling or pronunciation is KETCHUP.

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                              Originally posted by mitchr View Post
                              Easteners, yankees & apparently Okies don't know from nuthin'! Mustard on hotdogs, both mustard & mayo on hamburgers & catsup/ketsup/ketchup only belongs on bad french fries or bad fish!
                              I always put only mayo on hamburgers because Texhomans (born in TX, raised in OK) don't ever compromise. But now that I'm a Texhomaseean, I'm willing to allow just a dab of mustard on one side of the bun--as long as the cheese is still 'Merican.
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